Top 10 Worst Music Videos: 10 - 7

10. Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance (1982)
Rural types including a midget, frollicking about in Brittish countryside.
Thankfully, these hordes in heat are aware of their mental condition.
The line "..and i can act like an imbecile" says it all.




9. Stryper - Calling on you (1986)
Of course our list isn't complete without at least one rockband.
And did we find one. Some day, some smartass thought "Hey, these guys would look great in bee-outfits!". As unclear as the leadsingers gender may be, you can't miss Stryper. Bonuspoints if you spot the striped legwarmers.




8. Silver Convention - Get up and Boogie (1976)
The audience isn't getting up to boogie at all. They're drugged and/or paralized. But that's Germany in the old days. So it won't come as a surprise that in the inbetween bits, we see people backstage failing on their timing, and in the end
deciding to kill one another.(...)




7. Freeez - Pop goes my love (1983)
Too many people with white gloves on creates a funeral effect.
As this thing progresses, it's not hard to spot targets for an imminent passage to the afterlife. Only the bassplayer looks to be in the clear. He's known to be good and seems out of place here, acting somewhat like a sane person.
Seems, because there isn't any bass in this song..